Damn! I saw this OMG fucking gorgeous corset at Forever21.

Guess what? They didn't have my size! S was too small, couldn't buckle at the chest and rib area. L was too large, could slip two hands in.

And where is M? Residing in someone elses wardrobe! ):

This is so so unfair. The salesperson said the corset's been in for about three weeks already. I didn't have piano last week, so didn't go to orchard.

The week before, i didn't go to Forever21!

AHHHHH. This is so not fair. Why am i not thinner or fatter so i can fit into one of the sizes?! ): Irritating irritating pigs who bought the corset. Gah.

It's so WOW, ok! It's a midnight blue corset with spaghetti straps and vertical lines running down the sides and front. And the typical xxxxx kind of ribbons going down the back.

If i see anyone on the streets wearing that corset, i'll take my penknife out and slash her corset till it's a mere shadow of what it was previously.