cut my hair! a total of 6 people said i look more feminine with this hairstyle. haha, the truth is, i don't like it, at all. really. it sucks, alot.

i hate stubborn hair stylists! my hair is like, lopsided. i was telling the guy that it's longer on the left side, and he was like, no lah! where got! then he didn't wna cut anymore. asshole. now i have to live with the shit hairstyle, not him. oh wait, it's not even a hairstyle. it's just a haircut.

irritating shit. i feel like cutting again, but i'm afraid it'll do even more damage. and like, haircuts cost money!

GAH

my hair is lopsided!! ): i do not like it.

there was choir today and i was all ): about it the whole day. and turns out they just asked us to go so that we could vote for choir tee designs and also to check if our gowns need alteration. THEY SHOULD HAVE TOLD US! i had to waste time and space bringing that fugly thing. i could have just tried it on at home and told you that i needed no alterations whatsoever!

i'm irritated cause of my hair, ok. don't annoy me any further by saying, "eh, your hair ah, like shit". actually, that hasn't happened yet. a few people said they like it. haha, maybe i have weird taste. whatever.

nic baby, jem bruff you ok. i'm not kinky. he started it! really. make him check his chatlogs. anyway, haha, i shall put the jokes up here. if you have a tendency to go EEEEEE! at "dirty" jokes, stop reading.

why do guys fart louder?


because they have a microphone and two speakers between their legs! :D haha, funny? FUNNY?! i think it's damn funny!

okok, one more.

A China girl visiting New York went into a worldwide message center wanting to send an urgent important message to her mother in China. The Italian guy at the counter told her it would cost around US$100. She exclaimed, " I don't have that kind of money, but I will do anything to get a message to my mother in China!"

The Italian smiled, arched an eyebrow and asked, "Anything?" Yes, I promise.. anything! " she said. With that, the Italian said, " Follow me." He led her to the next room and said, "Come in and close the door". " Get down on your knees!" he ordered. She did. " Unzip me !" he said. She did. Then he said, " Go on.. take it out.

She did and grabbed it with both hands excitedly. The Italian closed his eyes and & whispered, " Go ahead girl, what are you waiting for?" Ms China girl slowly brought her lips closer and said loudly, "Hello....hello Ah Ma!!!..can you hear me?!"

HAHAHA!

OH YES! we're going concert on sunday! it's a bit last minute. like, they think we have no plans? but whatever, i shall buy the new tops i've been wanting. do you know what my mom said to me?!

*mom looking at me for a super long time*

dionne: what?! why are you looking at me?!
mom: oh, nothing. i think you should buy new clothes.

HAHA! i love my mom! she used to force me to go out, like, in the holidays. she was like, "not going out today? go out lah! don't always stay at home! now she makes me buy clothes. hahaha! GOODGOODGOOD. i shall go this saturday.

NICOLE, BABY! wna go shopping? :D